assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

(via nico-diangelcakes)

❝ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

damedonger:

50 shades au: whatserface only pretends to enter an abusive relationship with grey so she can eventually kill him and take his place in the company. now she’s the CEO. all hail

(via harmonyshmarmony)

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

(Source: dangergays, via harmonyshmarmony)

theflamingonator:

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

you put it in words bless you

(via niczka)